“Your Glove”, a parody of The Outfield

Jose’s on a stay-cation far away
Kenny shipped his ass to Denver
So many cursewords they made me say
2005 becoming hard to remember
I want ‘em to use their gloves tonight
I don’t wanna see Q’s glove tonight
I ain’t got many walls left to punch through
Landlord comes ’round, I’ll be in trouble
You know I’d give anything to see Q
Take a pitch and hit a line drive double
I just wanna see good gloves tonight
I don’t wanna lose this one tonight
Tried to stop my stomach from achin’
When I heard what happened to Bacon
It’s been a while since we were all alone
Atop the central division
As you leave us please switch to channel 4
so I can watch me some good football
Just cause you were all right doesn’t mean you won
The trip out east was just no damn fun
I just wanna be above the Tribe
I don’t wanna be team number 5

Jose’s on a stay-cation far away
Kenny shipped his ass to Denver
So many cursewords they made me say
2005 becoming hard to remember
I want ‘em to use their gloves tonight
I don’t wanna see Q’s glove tonight

I ain’t got many walls left to punch through
Landlord comes ’round, I’ll be in trouble
You know I’d give anything to see Q
Take a pitch and hit a line drive double
I just wanna see good gloves tonight
I don’t wanna lose this one tonight

Tried to stop my stomach from achin’
When I heard what happened to Bacon
It’s been a while since we were all alone
Atop the central division

As you leave us please switch to channel 4
so I can watch me some good football
Just cause you were all right doesn’t mean you won
The trip out east was just no damn fun
I just wanna be above the Tribe
I don’t wanna be team number 5

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